来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第7集 第7集》

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  about an animated character.
  我跟一个卡通人物做爱了
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  Prince Charming?
  白马王子吗
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  The old guy from Up.
  《飞屋环游记》的老头
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  And, sadly, it was the only sex I've had in two years.
  更惨的是 那是我两年来唯一一次性爱
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  Well, if it meant a whole night's sleep,
  如果能睡上一晚好觉
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  I'd have sex with an animated Ed Asner, too.
  我也乐意跟动画版的爱德华·阿斯纳做爱
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  You think you're tired now.
  你觉得你现在超累
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  You missed the hardest years.
  但你已经是避开了最累的几年了
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  The-the... the picky eating, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.
  那些孩子会挑食 发脾气 尿床的日子
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  Okay, to be fair, I get all of that with Alan.
  但公平来说 这些艾伦全会啊
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  You guys are a great team.
  你们俩真合适
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  The only thing my ex would help with
  我前夫只愿意帮我