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- Is that your card? - Yeah.
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Oh, my God!
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Unbelievable.
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- So, you got a baby in there? - Supposedly.
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You know, if you ever want to make some extra cash,
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there's a lot of dough in preggo porn.
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Give me 10 grand and I'll jerk off a horse.
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All right. All right.
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Attention, hospital staff:
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Everyone who promised they
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were coming to my improv show last Friday
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and didn't is a dick.