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It's a poem. I hope you enjoy it.
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It's called Eddie.
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"E.
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"E is for every man deserves a cat like Eddie.
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"D is for damn. Why did you have to die, Eddie?
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"The second d is for dead, 'cause Eddie is dead.
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"I is for I love Eddie.
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And e...is for Eddie."
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Thank you, everyone, for coming.
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If you want any food or drinks or anything,
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it's all in the kitchen.
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We've opened up the fridge with the, uh, european beers.