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I had to take a nap
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because Oleg and Sophie were having sex all night long.
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Not true.
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We took a break to watch a porno.
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Punctuality
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is the number one rule in my employee handbook,
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which I've adorably named The Han-book.
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Relax, Han.
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Nobody's gonna die
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if I'm not here to drop off a tuna melt.
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In fact, they're more likely to die
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if I do drop it off.