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except I can see you unsupervised on the weekends.
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And you didn't use my college fund
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to buy a married man a Corvette.
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And in my family,
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when my kids would fight,
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I tried to get them to talk to each other,
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because honesty is key.
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But if that didn't work,
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I'd lie to their faces--
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lock them in their room and tell them
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that the other one had three weeks to live.
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You know, what used to be known as good parenting.