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They turned me down.
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The army.
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Why?
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Apparently, I have a heart murmur.
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Or... to be more precise...
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'A mitral valve prolapse is causing a pansystolic murmur.'
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I don't know what to say. Is it dangerous?
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Only if you're planning to humiliate the British Army.
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I suppose you're glad.
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You're not going to be killed or go to prison.
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Of course I'm glad.
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Don't count your chickens.