Awkward silence.

尴尬的无言以对
Sheldon on his phone.

谢尔顿盯着手机
No touching.

无任何身体接触
Somebody's having date night.

有人今晚约会哟
It's actually steamier than it looks.

其实现实比看上去色情多了
Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables

谢尔顿正在查文艺复兴时期画作中用于象征
in Renaissance paintings.

性器官的根菜类蔬菜
Oh, no, I got bored with that.

不是我刚才看无聊了
I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.

现在是在网上看剪指甲表皮的剪刀
How do you not tear off his clothes

你怎么能忍得住把他按倒在桌上
and take him right here on this table?

扯破他衣服的冲动呢
If you do that, I'll scream.

你要这么做了我一定尖叫