I had ice sculptures

我的派对上有冰雕
and cookies with my face on it.

还有我的脸型饼干
She does not have cookies.

她没准备饼干
True. on the other hand, she has Justin Bieber.

是不过她有贾斯汀·比伯
Get out. what?

不会吧
No, I saw him by the latke table.

我在有土豆饼的那桌看到他了
He was double-dipping in the applesauce.

他蘸了好多苹果酱
Also spotted: Jeremy Piven and Rachel Zoe, I mean, oh, my God.

杰里米·皮文还有瑞秋·佐伊也来了
- Elves! - What?

-圣诞小矮人 -怎么了
She has elves.

她连矮人都找来了
What?

天哪
Elves.

小矮人