That was me,

他说的白痴就是我
"Don't leave your finger on that button very long."

"别按那个按钮太久"
As I was trying to figure out who had beaten whom

而当时我脑海里正想
the night before in the American League,

昨天晚上美国大联盟的比赛究竟谁赢了谁
the thing blew up.

机器就炸了
This enormous tidal wave of boysenberry juice engulfed me

然后博伊森莓就像潮水般涌来把我淹没
and I was burned.

把我烫伤了
Actually, I was out on sick leave for two weeks

后来我因伤带薪休假两周
or I was just down playing basketball and getting paid to do that.

我打了两周篮球还有人发钱
This tidal wave of boysenberries,

那些潮水般的博伊森莓
a forklift with about something like 2,000 jars of apple butter

就像一辆装满2000罐苹果酱的铲车
spun out of control.

突然失控落在我身上