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I'm Caroline. This is Max. And you are?
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My stage name is J. Petto.
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Oh, so cute. Geppetto, like Pinocchio's father.
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No, it's "J," period, "Petto."
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Disney owns the rights to the name Geppetto,
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so once again, the poor, starving artist gets screwed!
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So sad. Can you move?
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See, this is our cupcake shop,
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and you're blocking the entrance.
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Uh, this is a public space,
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and I know my rights.
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Showtime!