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If you want your doll back--
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For the last time, he is not a doll!
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Bring us a notarized letter saying
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you release Max's homemade cupcakes
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of all further legal action,
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and we'll give you back Pierre, perfectly intact.
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Minus his virginity, of course.
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But don't worry, you'll still have yours.
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Okay, I'll be back as soon as I can.
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Ugh, 30 years in the cutthroat world of puppets,
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and I'm undone by two crazy cupcake bitches!
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Did you hear that? 30 years?