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I'm kidding, I know you don't have girlfriends.
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Actually, this level of hair-art
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takes months of hard work and commitment.
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Well, quack, quack, Duck Dynasty.
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My left armpit could beat you both.
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Let me tell you something on behalf of women everywhere.
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We. Don't. Like. Beards.
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Caroline? Beards?
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I never liked being one.
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Ladies, if his name is Trace,
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get the hell out of there.
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See? So, shave losers.