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Can I get your autograph?
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You can't leave her hanging, dude?
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You can't.
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Sure.
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Can I get you guys anything else?
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We've got some great new craft brew on tap.
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Oh, no. Beer makes us bloat.
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- We'll just have water. - Water.
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Fantastic.
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- Excuse me, I was wondering... - Listen, I will sign
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any part of your body, but just, please... buy a drink.
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What would I have to buy to get you to sign a contract?