You know, this wedding planner thing is

请婚礼专家这事
as crappy as the movie of the same name.

跟它的同名电影都一样烂透了
Girls, I forgot to tell you,

姑娘们忘了跟你们说
a man came by today with this letter for you.

今天有个男的来把这封信留给你
This reminds me of when I was a young, hot-shot courier.

这让我想起我曾是个青春的快递界新星
I was a young, hot-shot courier once, too.

我也曾是个青春的快递界新星
I used to deliver drugs to my mother at work on my tricycle.

骑着我的三轮车送毒品到我妈上班的地方
Oh, my God, Max, you're not gonna believe this,

天啊麦克斯说了你不会信
but those two girls have issued a Cease and Desist order.

那两个姑娘对我们发出了终止令
Those bitches.

那两个贱人
What's that?

这是干嘛的
They're saying we have to stop selling our T-shirts.

上面写着我们得终止贩售我们的T恤