#thatpizzalife

标题是披萨人生
They have mini-pizzas here?

这里居然有迷你披萨
My high school didn't even have heat.

我的高中连暖气都没有
Sorry I'm late.

抱歉我迟到了
I had to pick up a suit at the Men's Warehouse.

我得去便宜男士服饰店买套西服
Don't you mean the Not Quite A Man's Warehouse?

你说的应该是男童服饰店吧
Han, I love your lawyer costume. So authentic.

阿憨我喜欢你这身律师装感觉跟真的一样
Only thing missing is the hole where your soul should be.

唯一缺少的是出卖灵魂后剩下的空洞
Well, as I always say, if you're going to do something--

正如我平常所说如果你决心要做一件事
Do it with your left hand so it will feel like someone else?

记得用左手这样感觉会像是别人的手
No, if you're going to do something, do it right.

错如果你决心要去做就一定要做好
Last Halloween, I went as Sprout from the Green Giant commercial

去年万圣节我扮成绿巨人广告中的小绿芽