Do it with your left hand so it will feel like someone else?

记得用左手这样感觉会像是别人的手
No, if you're going to do something, do it right.

错如果你决心要去做就一定要做好
Last Halloween, I went as Sprout from the Green Giant commercial

去年万圣节我扮成绿巨人广告中的小绿芽
and I even put pea pods over my pee-pee.

我特别还用豆荚挡住了我的小鸡鸡
You laugh, but I won $500.

你们尽管笑但哥赢了500块呢
Okay, I created my own Cease and Desist order.

行啦我已经把咱们的终止令做好了
Where did you get this?

这玩意你从哪儿弄的
Same place Max printed out that fake,

跟麦克斯打印那张假的
"I don't have herpes" doctor certificate.

"我没有性病"的医生证明是同一地方
It works.

超管用的
And here's your business card.

这是你的名片
Where? Where is it?

手呢手在哪里