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My new boyfriend.
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I... the text was meant for him, not Burt.
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Oops.
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Oops?
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You-you send a man
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in the throes of a mole-poison suicide false hope,
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send him racing to the E.R. to get his stomach pumped
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for dinner, and-and-and all you can say is "Oops"?
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He was on his way to the hospital?
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We think so.
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His car was parked two blocks away.
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I feel really bad.