Here's something I think might be fun.

告诉你我觉得什么有意思
Let's find out the number of makeup companies that are owned by women.

不妨弄清楚化妆品公司老板是女性的有多少家
I'll save you the trouble. It's zero.

我就省事直说了一家都没有
But of course you're saying, "Britta,

但你肯定会说布雷塔
aren't you a hypocrite?

你不觉得自己很虚伪吗
You're plastered with glitter and goo from head to toe

你从头到脚不也浓妆艳抹吗
just like the rest of us."

就像其他人一样
Well, I also pay income tax and pull over for cops

对了我还交个人所得税警察叫停就靠边停车
but that doesn't mean I support--

但这并不意味着我就支持
Thanks for offering to help design the new mascot.

谢谢你挺身而出帮忙设计新的吉祥物
- I, uh, have been a little stumped. - That's no problem.

-我灵感有点卡住的说 -小事一桩
By the way, I took the liberty of thumbnailing a human being prototype

顺便说一句我自作主张地借鉴了达·芬奇的《维特鲁威人》