-
She signed this paper.
-
"I, drunk Caroline, am a..."
-
What's that word?
-
Punk ass ho.
-
Thanks.
-
"I, drunk Caroline, am a punk ass ho.
-
I promise to keep my big mouth shut,
-
"and replace all of Max's poor people chips.
-
I will no longer meddle in her relation-chips."
-
You laughed about that until you threw up.
-
Oh, and if you're wondering,
-
no, the puke stains will not void this contract.