Really? You, too, roamed the sewers penniless,

真的吗你也游荡在充满穷鬼和病人的
diseased, and stinking of feces?

下水道中浑身散发着恶臭
Well, no, but I did eat a lotta ramen,

不不过我经常吃便宜的面条
and I certainly couldn't buy cool stuff for my friends

也没办法给我的朋友们买炫酷的礼物
like mylar sharks or throw extravagant parties

像遥控鲨鱼气球或者举办奢华的派对
when girls I like refuse to call me back.

就因为喜欢的女孩不给我回电话
But now I can. And do you know why?

现在我可以这样了你知道为什么吗
Because the mailman comes and gives you endless streams of cash?

因为邮递员给你送来用不完的钞票
That, and I refuse to settle for my station in life.

这个还有我不愿原地踏步的精神
I took initiative, and I chose to rise above it.

我积极面对人生并主动克服困难
But a slopmaster can't write a famous Christmas song.

可污水大师又不能写一首成名圣诞歌
You'll figure something out.

你会有办法的