like mylar sharks or throw extravagant parties

像遥控鲨鱼气球或者举办奢华的派对
when girls I like refuse to call me back.

就因为喜欢的女孩不给我回电话
But now I can. And do you know why?

现在我可以这样了你知道为什么吗
Because the mailman comes and gives you endless streams of cash?

因为邮递员给你送来用不完的钞票
That, and I refuse to settle for my station in life.

这个还有我不愿原地踏步的精神
I took initiative, and I chose to rise above it.

我积极面对人生并主动克服困难
But a slopmaster can't write a famous Christmas song.

可污水大师又不能写一首成名圣诞歌
You'll figure something out.

你会有办法的
There's gotta be another way to make some fake money.

总有办法能赚到一些模拟货币的
Hello, chicken. Do you want to see the signs I made for market day?

你好宝贝想看看我为集市做的招牌吗
Oh, please say you do.

快说你想吧
Not now. I'm focused on improving my station in life.

现在不行我正努力改善我的生活状况