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and two ham and cheese sandwiches.
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Ham? Where's the prosciutto?
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There is none.
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Mais pourquoi?
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Because we're at a motel in Kansas.
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And the lady at the front desk called me a snob
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for ordering the pizza pringles.
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I can't believe I'm not at the Grammys,
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and I'm stuck here eating a lousy vending machine sandwich.
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Well, it's better than doing those ketchups in the diner.
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And crash-landing in a corn field with a rap star
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with our heads still attached-