And the lady at the front desk called me a snob

前台小姐因为我打电话说要披萨口味薯片
for ordering the pizza pringles.

而骂我做作装逼
I can't believe I'm not at the Grammys,

真不敢相信我没去成格莱美
and I'm stuck here eating a lousy vending machine sandwich.

还被困在这里吃自动贩卖机的烂三明治
Well, it's better than doing those ketchups in the diner.

总比在餐馆摆弄番茄酱强啊
And crash-landing in a corn field with a rap star

而且跟一位说唱界的巨星迫降在玉米地里
with our heads still attached-

咱俩还毫发无损
that's pretty magical, right?

也算是奇迹了对吧
Yeah, and 2 Chainz did say

对二链子的确有说
he enjoyed meeting us and that we're two fine, big booty hos.

他很高兴遇见咱俩个有爱的大屁股骚妞
That's pretty magical.

上天待我不薄啊
Han's gonna be so jealous

要是阿憨知道