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I write songs when I'm going through a tough time.
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Ooh, when do we get to read?
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Please tell me it's not poetry slam.
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Ha! I bet it's nothing that embarrassing.
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Of course not.
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Okay, these pants are cut to practically guarantee camel toe.
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She'll take one in every color.
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Girls, does this say "Sexy yet charitable"?
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More like sidewalk sale in Palmdale.
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Oh, my God, everyone's so bitchy today. I love it.
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So, guys, this charity thing was Max's idea,
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and now he's not coming.