What the hell is wrong with you?

你脑子进水啦
I wanted a dress, and various other things.

我想要条裙子还有好多其他东西
Why do you even care?

关你什么事
'Cause it makes you look like

因为这种事让你看上去
some trashy, washed-up Lohan mess.

像罗翰那样声名狼藉的废物
And makes me look like a bottom feeder.

让我看上去像只有三流明星的穷老板
Really? Then you should tear up my contract and protect yourself.

是吗那你该解除我的合同保护你自己
Nice try, okay?

你想得美
I already talked to the store,

我已经和商店交涉过了
and they're dropping the charges and keeping quiet.

他们会撤销控诉不对外泄露
This is staying out of the tabloids.

八卦小报不会得到消息的
You just take care of everything, don't you?

你还真是什么事都搞得定啊