来自《生活大爆炸 第7季 第12集 第12集》

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  I think I'm hysterical.
  我觉得我超级好笑
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  I take it back.
  我收回刚才这句
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  That was funny.
  你这句的确好笑
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  The philosopher Henri Bergson says
  但哲学家亨利·柏格林说
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  it's funny when a human being behaves like an object.
  当人类表现得和物体一样时 就会很好笑
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  I bet that bit killed at The Chuckle Hut.
  他这段子在相声秀上肯定火啊
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  Oh, he didn't perform stand-up comedy,
  他不表演单口相声
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  he was a philosopher.
  他是个哲学家
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  You know, I think we're zeroing in on your problem.
  我想我们已经找到你不好笑的问题所在了
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  Perhaps I'll spend some time
  也许我应该花点时间
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  developing a unified theory of comedy,
  形成统一的喜剧理论
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  which will allow me to elicit laughter
  可以让我随时激发