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We can have theme nights, Ultimate Fighting nights,
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Real Desperate Housewives of Bravo City nights,
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and best of all,
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karaoke night.
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You can't get hipsters on microphone.
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That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire.
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Hipsters like karaoke.
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Replace the word "like" with the word "Hitler"
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and you got the three worst things in history.
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Max, I hear what you say, but
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* Everybody else say "he-ey!" *
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* Where are my single ladies! *