Max, I hear what you say, but

麦克斯我懂你的意思但是
* Everybody else say "he-ey!" *

* 大家一起来欢呼 *
* Where are my single ladies! *

* 单身女性站起来 *
Okay. Next person is going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry,

好下一位将演唱凯蒂·佩里的《少女梦》
who is pretty now but used to have very horrible acne.

大美女凯蒂以前可是痤疮大丑女呢
This is the third Teenage Dream in 45 minutes.

短短的45分钟里我都听了三遍《少女梦》了
Why don't I just close my nuts in the cashier's drawer?

我用收银机夹暴自己蛋蛋都没这么难受呢
Come on up now, girl named "Stacey."

上场吧史黛丝小姐
I got this.

这事儿交给我吧
Look, I don't know you, but I like you.

虽然我不认识你但我对你有好感
And I respect both hair choices.

我也很尊重你发型的"二"样化
I hate karaoke.

我恨死卡拉OK了