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Oh, that's when my dad bought Chestnut for me.
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It was my first-period present.
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Your dad got you a horse for getting your period?
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O.M.G.
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Know how I celebrated getting my period?
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Stole a painkiller and half a beer from my mom's boyfriend.
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Wasn't a horse, but it was pretty awesome.
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How come there are no pictures of your mom?
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'Cause there aren't any.
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She cheated on my dad when I was five,
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and my grandmother got rid of her.
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Not in, like, a mob way.