来自《奇异恩典 第0集》

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  I recognise its presence.
  我记得看过
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  My illness and my crusade were born around the same time.
  我的圣战和病痛形影不离
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  What is your illness?
  什么病
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  The doctors tell me it's called colitis.
  医生说是结肠炎
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  They don't really understand it, but I do.
  我比他们还了解
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  You see, sometimes my stomach gets bored of being a stomach
  有时我的胃烦了
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  and decides it's a sailing ship.
  就变成船
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  Then my heart gets jealous and decides it wants to be a see-saw.
  于是心就忌妒变成跷跷板
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  And before you know it, my lungs are arguing with one another
  还没发觉前左右肺就在吵
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  whether to be lungs or sponges full of seawater.
  肺变得像海绵吸满海水
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  Well, at least that's what I tell my nieces and nephews.
  我就是这样告诉我侄儿们
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  Marianne tells me you like children.
  玛莉安说你喜欢小孩