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Honey, there's fresh coffee.
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You want me to put some in a travel mug?
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Okay.
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What's wrong?
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30 days with the rehab hippies,
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And you've already forgotten how to tie a tie?
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I've just been thinking.
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I've worn a tie every day for 25 years,
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And I've always hated the way it feels around my neck.
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So? I wear lots of uncomfortable things--
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High-heeled shoes, bras that mash my boobs together.
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I'm starting to think that a tie