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Guys, he's telling us a romantic story.
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While the car was getting fixed,
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we went to a bar across the street.
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It wasn't the beach at sunset,
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but we, uh, we had a great time.
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And there was this old beat-up machine, like a love tester
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or something,and we squeezed the lever together,
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and it said we were "Red hot."
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And she kissed me and
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that's, uh, that's when I knew we were in love.
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That's it. Buy Mom the love tester.
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What do you mean, the actual machine?