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Sister Jude has asked me to make an announcement.
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There's a big storm heading our way.
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And when it hits,
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half of you are going to be too afraid to move.
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And other half won't be able to stop moving.
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It would be chaos. And that won't do.
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So, Sister Jude has arranged for a distraction.
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A movie, on Friday night, when storm will be at its worst.
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We're all going to be together in the dark,
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watching The Sign of the Cross,
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a movie full of fire, sex,
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and the death of Christians.