来自《绝望的主妇 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  Could have fooled me.
  别想蒙我
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  - Hey. Do you need any help? - Please. Just pull up a chair.
  -需要帮忙吗 -拉把椅子过来就好
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  - Oh, gosh. - That's ok. I got it.
  -天哪 -没事 我来捡
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  Susan, hi. Do you want to help with the seating cards?
  苏珊 能帮我一起排座位卡吗
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  Sure, do you want to tell me why you
  行 你能告诉我 昨天为什么
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  had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
  把脚放到约翰·罗兰的胯部吗
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  Oh, that. He was helping me adjust the seam in my stocking,
  我的丝袜歪了 他帮我调整下
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  and from your angle it must have looked a little weird.
  从你的角度来看是有点奇怪
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  You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
  你和他上床了 对吧
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  Ok, yes, but you have to promise not to tell anybody.
  好吧 是的 可你得保证不告诉别人
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  Gabrielle, he's in high school,
  加布丽尔 他还是个高中生
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  and... it's illegal and you're married.
  这是违法的 况且你已经结婚了