I am your dean with a few corrections to the fall class catalog.

我是院长现对秋季课程概况作小小纠正
Cosmology should be cosmetology,

宇宙学应该是美容学
astrology should be astronomy,

占星术应该是天文学
and the students on the cover should be smiling,

概况封面的学生应该是面露笑容
but I suppose that's a matter of opinion.

当然这是个人观点
Whoever is growing a small patch of cannabis behind the gymnasium,

在体育馆后面种了小片大麻的同学
congratulations. You have won a cruise.

恭喜你赢得了豪华邮轮之行
Report to security to claim your tickets.

快去保安处领取船票吧
In order to increase awareness of homelessness,

为提高对流浪者的识别率
security has been given binoculars.

校保安已经配备了望远镜
In campus news,

学院新闻方面
the debate over our library's PA system continues

关于图书馆内广播的讨论依然如火如荼