Report to security to claim your tickets.

快去保安处领取船票吧
In order to increase awareness of homelessness,

为提高对流浪者的识别率
security has been given binoculars.

校保安已经配备了望远镜
In campus news,

学院新闻方面
the debate over our library's PA system continues

关于图书馆内广播的讨论依然如火如荼
with some students suggesting its volume be lowered,

有些同学建议降低广播音量
while others question its very purpose.

有些则质问图书馆装广播的意义何在
More on that story as it unfolds.

这问题会继续展开讨论
- That dude makes a lot of announcements. - I like it,

-这家伙的屁广播可真多 -我喜欢
it makes every ten minutes feel like the beginning of a new scene of a tv show.

仿佛每隔十分钟电视剧就出现一个新场景
Of course the illusion only lasts until someone says something they'd never say on tv

当然如果某人说了句从未出现的台词
like how much their life is like tv. There, it's gone.

比如 "人生如戏" 那么意境就全砸了