See you later. Bye.

回见拜
You know what today is?

知道今天是什么日子吗
The two-week anniversary of my horrible first impression.

我那可怕第一印象的两周纪念日
- There's a card for that? - Not specifically,

-还有专门贺这个的卡吗 -不是很对路
but if you think of grandsons as a metaphor for friendship,

但如果你把孙子看作是友谊的隐喻
I think you'll agree with this transformer here

我想你就会同意这个变形金刚说的
that it's time for ours to become a man.

我们的友谊是时候变成爷了
- By reading from the Torah. - Look, Jeff.

-摘自《旧约》 -听着杰夫
You're harmless enough to me cause a life full of ups and downs

你对我来说没有杀伤力坎坷的人生
has given me douche-ray vision, but those are good people in there,

给了我一双看穿伪君子的透视眼但这些人是好人
and they trust and respect you. Watching you exploit them kind bums me out.

他们相信并尊重你看着你利用他们令我很生气
- Exploit them? They're my friends. - You want me to bring your car around?

-利用? 他们是我的朋友 -需要我把你的车开过来吗