Okay,

好了
what do we do about the ending of act two?

第二幕如何结尾呢
I tell you what we're gonna do.

我来告诉你吧
We gonna take this, and we gonna put it in a museum for crazy people.

我们把这个送去疯子博物馆
Then we're gonna take this,

然后拿出这张
and memorize five phrases from it tomorrow morning before class.

从中选出5个短语明早上课前背熟了
- Good night. - Wait a minute.

-晚安 -等一下
You're bailing on our first sausage fest?

我们第一个"无妞聚会" 你就这样拂袖而去吗
This is your definition of friendship?

这是你对友谊的定义吗
No, this is my definition of you trying way too hard,

不这是对你越来越疯癫
and me finding it harder and harder to stay polite.

而我难以再客套下去的定义
Now this was a fine enough way to spend an evening devoid of hope,

追女无望和你耗上一晚也就算了