- Good night. - Wait a minute.

-晚安 -等一下
You're bailing on our first sausage fest?

我们第一个"无妞聚会" 你就这样拂袖而去吗
This is your definition of friendship?

这是你对友谊的定义吗
No, this is my definition of you trying way too hard,

不这是对你越来越疯癫
and me finding it harder and harder to stay polite.

而我难以再客套下去的定义
Now this was a fine enough way to spend an evening devoid of hope,

追女无望和你耗上一晚也就算了
but the woman I kind of like

但我喜欢的女生
is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid,

正在月光下掺和某件蠢事
and this is my chance to show her that

这是我表现的机会让她明白
I care enough to act like I care about too.

我在乎她令我可以装作也在乎这蠢事
- That's all you had to say. Jeff. - That was it?

-杰夫说清楚了不就好了嘛 -是吗
That would've been great if I had done that two hours ago!

两小时前我就说清楚岂不是爽死了