You have to come out here to pretend

你必须到这里假装在乎
to care about the stupid stuff she cares about.

她在乎的蠢事
- His words, not mine. - He is paraphrasing.

-他的原话我没瞎编 -他在曲解原话
Pierce, I got an idea.

皮尔斯我有个主意
Why don't you get a cup of coffee,

不如你去喝杯咖啡吧
and hold some waitress hostage with a monologue about your sperm.

挟持个女招待做人质说出你的精子长篇独白
I'll show you some sperm, buddy.

小子给你看看精子的厉害
Was this your idea? What the hell? Fire.

这是你的主意吗搞什么鬼着火了
I'm not ready to die.

我还没准备见上帝呢
He's jumped in the fountain.

他跳进喷水池了
He's fine.

没事了
- Have you seen it? - We did it, girl... Page three.

-看过了吗 -我们成功了妹子第三版