It's mostly about Pierce, but listen to last paragraph.

主要是写皮尔斯但看看最后一段
"The incident occurred during a protest regarding events in Guatemala."

事故发生于有关危地马拉事件的抗议活动中
- Awareness! - It's not the school paper.

-震撼啊 -这可不是什么校报
It's a real damn paper, there's a Marmaduke in there.

这可是拿得出手的报纸还有《酷狗马杜》的漫画连载呢
Well, it's more than I ever accomplished.

你们可比我能耐多了
Did you guys know about the ethnic cleansing in Burma?

你们知道缅甸的种族清洗吗
Need to bust out brownie mix.

得去把做蛋糕的家什准备好
- Morning. - Morning.

-早上好 -早上好
No, I get it. Garfield's wishing me a happy Arbor Day,

省了我知道加菲猫祝我植物节快乐
- you'd like a fresh start. - Nice try.

-你想一切重新开始 -不对
It's actually secretary's day, and it says I'm sorry

这是秘书节贺卡表示我很抱歉
about crashing your protest

我伙同一个出生于婴儿潮[45-52年]