It's a real damn paper, there's a Marmaduke in there.

这可是拿得出手的报纸还有《酷狗马杜》的漫画连载呢
Well, it's more than I ever accomplished.

你们可比我能耐多了
Did you guys know about the ethnic cleansing in Burma?

你们知道缅甸的种族清洗吗
Need to bust out brownie mix.

得去把做蛋糕的家什准备好
- Morning. - Morning.

-早上好 -早上好
No, I get it. Garfield's wishing me a happy Arbor Day,

省了我知道加菲猫祝我植物节快乐
- you'd like a fresh start. - Nice try.

-你想一切重新开始 -不对
It's actually secretary's day, and it says I'm sorry

这是秘书节贺卡表示我很抱歉
about crashing your protest

我伙同一个出生于婴儿潮[45-52年]
with that drunken, self-immolating baby boomer.

喝高了有自杀行为的老头子搞砸了你的抗议
We don't blame you, sweety. Pierce has always been on my watch list.

亲爱的我们不怪你皮尔斯一直是我的提防对象
That dude is crazy... He told me girls have two pee holes.

那老家伙是个疯子他告诉我女生有两个尿道口