Do you know how hard it is to find a layperson

你知道要找个门外汉来和你
who can argue about the Continental Congress?

讨论大陆会议有多难吗
I do, actually.

我确实知道
You're not one of those revolutionary War reenactors, are you?

你不会是那种自以为经历过独立战争的人吧
- Uh, nay. - Pity.

-不是 -真遗憾
I've been known to don a tavern-wench outfit on occasion.

我有时会穿酒馆姑娘的衣服给别人看
It's good clean American historical fun.

只是单纯地喜欢美国历史罢了
OK, I get it. You're one of those Renaissance-fair chicks, huh?

我懂了你是喜欢文艺复兴时期市集的姑娘吗
You may never know what manner of corsets

你绝对猜不到我家衣橱里
I have in my closet.

有哪种束胸衣
So now the rot spot has spread.

现在腐块扩散了
Is crap seriously not falling off your body?

你的身体真没掉皮吗