You're not one of those revolutionary War reenactors, are you?

你不会是那种自以为经历过独立战争的人吧
- Uh, nay. - Pity.

-不是 -真遗憾
I've been known to don a tavern-wench outfit on occasion.

我有时会穿酒馆姑娘的衣服给别人看
It's good clean American historical fun.

只是单纯地喜欢美国历史罢了
OK, I get it. You're one of those Renaissance-fair chicks, huh?

我懂了你是喜欢文艺复兴时期市集的姑娘吗
You may never know what manner of corsets

你绝对猜不到我家衣橱里
I have in my closet.

有哪种束胸衣
So now the rot spot has spread.

现在腐块扩散了
Is crap seriously not falling off your body?

你的身体真没掉皮吗
No, I'm intact.

没有我很完整
I mean, I'd ask Stevie,

我该问史蒂维的
but he's out hitching with strangers.

但他搭陌生人的车外出旅游了