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Why? 'Cause it's so unsexy?
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Because, um,
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one of my ancestors was a Revolutionary War hero.
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Oh! OK.
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Why so skeptical?
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It was a less heroic time than people think.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you?
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No. No! It's nothing personal.
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It's just that no one ever says:
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"My ancestor was a war criminal or a pig farmer."
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Aidan!
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Finally, face to face.