I don't think my failure to impress your father is any occasion to celebrate.

我们不应该庆祝因为你父亲不喜欢我
Well, the occasion is I love you.

但是我爱你
Why?

为什么?
Why do you love me?

你为什么爱我?
'Cause you're a good man.

因为你是个好人
In my experience, they’re pretty hard to come by.

这就是我爱你的原因
Hei, Des?

嘿 Des?
Where are you?

你在哪?
I'm right here.

我就在你身边
Never done this before, have you?

第一次做这事吧?
Is it that obvious?

那还不明显吗?
I can always tell the first-timers.

我一向能看出来的