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					Hold on, just to be clear, since this morning, 
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					you ate all the muffins? 
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					Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting 
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					because I have no self-control and I hate myself. 
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					Is that what you want to hear? 
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					Neal, was it a small container of muffins, 
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					like two to four muffins? 
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					No, Tom, there were a good deal more than that. 
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					Can you remember exactly how many muffins were in the box? 
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					Yeah, there were exactly 12! 
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					I ate 12 muffins, and I didn't even want one! 
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					There's your goddamn news story,