I don't care who was right about the muffins anymore,

我不管松饼的事谁对谁错
even though I was definitely right.

虽然我明显是对的
I just want my privacy back, so I can finish writing

我只想要回我的隐私好让我
my tell-all memoir, so everyone will pay attention to me again.

好好写完回忆录让大家再次关注我
I've already reached out to the McBeal camp.

我已经联系到迈克比尔了
He's willing to publicly forgive you if you publicly apologize

如果你公开向他道歉并且送给他
and present to him a box of muffins as a symbol

一盒松饼作为你对美国军队
of your great admiration for the American military

以及他们所作一切的敬意
and everything they do.

那他愿意公开原谅你
But I ate the muffins.

但是我把松饼吃了
I know. We got another box.

我知道我们还有一盒
It's in the cupboard.

就在橱柜里