来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第12集 第12集》

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  Pierce, who came over in the middle of the night
  皮尔斯 上次你大半夜忘了怎么放屁
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  that time you forgot how to fart?
  是谁过去教你的
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  - Abed. - Shirley...
  -阿布蒂 -雪瑞
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  Who got you a dvd of Precious,
  是谁帮你搞到了由萨菲尔的小说《推》
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  based on the novel Push, by Sapphire,
  改编的电影《珍爱》的DVD
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  and a copy of the novel Push autographed by Sapphire?
  连同萨菲尔亲笔签名版的《推》
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  Abed.
  阿布蒂
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  All we had was dumb reality before we met that man.
  遇见他之前 我们都活在没劲的现实中
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  And he's made all of our lives better than reality.
  有了他 生活就美好得多
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  Now it becomes a little inconvenient,
  现在就出了这么一小点状况
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  and it's time to get real?
  你们就又要转回现实了吗
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  For shame!
  丢人