-
There's awards?
-
Ladies and gentlemen,
-
welcome to Howie Schwartz's bar mitzvah awards.
-
Here to present the first award
-
are fake Morgan Freeman and fake Bono.
-
You know, fake Bono, algebra can be tough.
-
It sure can, fake Morgan Freeman.
-
And that's why it's so important
-
to reward those to whom it comes so easily.
-
The winner for best math student is...
-
Howie Schwartz.
-
Wow, these things are heavy.